Researchers at centre of excellence of Dachau university have shown that monounsaturated fats in prawns and shrimp in paella affect sense of humour and since have been prescribing pork belly 3 ways recipe as tratment
Our ancestors left heavens millennias ago. Along with titty women and pigs, they brought with them - amongst many other useful things - tools, machines and central heating. More importantly, they brought with them - work, order and discipline. Lazy scum that was around the landing area runaway and their hair curled up in fear. Tired and frightened they were hissing in pain running through - what we call France today and hid on the other side of the mountain range. We still call the territory - hiss'npain - hispain - spain. They certainly have no spain but longshorts and flipflops. You were corrupted while on holiday, your ancestors are no longer proud of you. I have reported this to angel Hans and archangel Dietrich. Better get back to work otherwise you will be subjected to appropriate educational corrective measures.