The only continiously working trade strategy/setup in the world

2020年10月26日

I'm sure you have spent couple life times reading trading analysis and tutorials on investing/trading/gambling/throwing digital numbers into black void.. whatever you wanna call this digital illusion where funny chart lines are in control of your life's happiness, making you a total willing or unwilling slave.... and NONE of the analyst's predictions work while all analysts are constantly wrong. Analysts and gurus always slimy weaseling out why their projected trade analysis didn't work out. The truth is that they and have no idea what they are doing, their charts are just pretty drawings to make themselves look cool and give themselves pseudo meaning of life. No one has a clue what they are doing, not even the robots, the robots just follow rules with no forward vision of future what so ever.

Some analysts/traders look for affirmation from others in their charts, so they can say they got it right. Even if the analysts get it right 1/20th of the time it justifies 19 charts wasting your time, 19 wrong, but on the 20th they got right they will blow their load or gasm in some form or other, then print the chart out and poster on the wall, forever bragging how they can predict the markets.

Do not worry, F the analysts, because I have knowledge of the only continuously working trade setup in the world. I developed this strategy just as I began trading while being advised by my ex bf. This is the only strategy that ever worked for me in my 20 years of experience in trading Crypto. Countless hours/days/weeks/years of reading guru and analyst charts, I have not grown smarter and all other strategies have created inconsistent returns and/or losses.

This strategy does not care what the price is. You will never have to worry about missing out on a bubble. You will never have to research, look at fundamentals, or be invested or loyal to a stock/crypto/whatever magic poop you trading. Simply sort charts by volume/daily volatility and jump right in. This somewhat mimics the bots and you have to have the energy to do 1000's of exciting sweaty armpit trades while being glued to the monitor! It's what you wanted anyway- exciting emotions similar to gambling at casino, except with actual possibility to win.

Couple notes of accumulated experience before doing any moves with strategy explained below:

• Never ever use leverage. I have over 500+ full account liquidations and I have smashed monitors and screamed and blown a lot of nerves. With this setup no leverage is needed.
  
• Never ever let a trade go wrong more than 10%.
  
• Never fomo into a pump, unless it's a real big pump.
  
• Always go all-in, never hesitate. Hesitation shows weakness. How can you tell yourself you are sure what you are doing if you only bring 50% of the stash at the exchange you are at? How can people believe and follow a weak-minded person that does not know where she is going? At most you can lose everything, and that is inevitable anyway with a grave or furnace waiting for you somewhere sometime.
  
• Do not trade when sleepy.
  
• Do not go for 2.99USD omelet breakfast while 3x on a 500k trade during extreme volatility on an alt-coin with no stop-loss.
  
• Do not long when price above 7MA in time frame.
  
• Do not be greedy. Close in time.
  
• Do not trade angry or revenge trade.
  
• 1-5% profit per day consistently is the goal, not big leverage.
  
• Use Limit order as often as possible.
  
• Find resistance points.
  
• Shorts can max profit of 100% by price going to zero. Longs have infinite upside. Short max 10%.
  
• Long only. Shorting does not work psychologically with this strategy.
  

Here is the strategy, which is also have written up on the chart. I am using current BTC market at 15min for this strategy explanation because as mentioned above it does simply not matter what the price is, where it is going long term, or fundamentals or other useless indicators claiming to predict the future.

#0 Watch in disbelief how the market continues to rise with no pull backs below moving averages.

#1 Find some historic support that kind of looks like what other traders might be thinking is support simply because they have no idea what they doing while thinking they doing god's work by dreaming of being charting technician analysts at Goldman Sachs impressing the llittlle blad vampifien himself.

#2 Wait for price to dump, never ever buy above moving averages in whatever impatient time frame you are in. Set some price movement alarms and get behind comp when phone rings and it starts to dump. Be greedy when others fearful. You'll know it' a dump when you just step back and chill until it comes. When it looks EXTRA fukt and you real glad you are out of the water, that is when it's time to step into the liquid.

#3 Open aggr.trade on 1 second view & turn on sound. Get ready to fomo all-in.
Adjust limit buy order price by the seconds so it's always slightly above current price.
Hover your mouse on the buy-button ready to fomo all-in.
When aggr.trade changes tone major way and volume spikes, hold your breath 20 seconds, then fomo-all-in slamming buy button. PRAY! You have no control!

Put STOP LIMIT always 0.5% to 1% after FOMOing into trade. If you wrong, then you wrong.
BREAKING THIS RULE IS YOUR SINGLE GREATEST MISTAKE.

#4 Sell ALWAYS ALWAYS on the the 5th candle since opening trade. Pray you can sell it at the top of the candle, but sell while candle open regardless.

In above chart/example, the absolute best you could done by HODLing trade from $12937 to $13154 is 1.677%, but with this FREE™ trading setup of 6x winning trades and 1x losing trade you are at 3.27%. Obviously trading fees eat a lot of profits and this may not be viable in this calm of a market, but during higher volatility or higher time frames this method works great. For me it has worked the best during the craziest volatility, when market is bouncing intra-hour up and down 2-3-4-5-10%. During the craziest times this method works the best.

Trade 1: 13054/12937 = 1.00904
Trade 2: 12988/12937 = 1.00394
Trade 3: 13022/12937 = 1.00657
Trade 4: 13027/12964 = 1.00485
Trade 5: 13044/12955 = 1.00686
Trade 6: 13091/13009 = 1.00630
Trade 7: 12991/13059 = 0.99479
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1.0327%

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