The Crypto Reset Has Begun

I thought this was the beginning of the bull run 6 months ago. Looking back, I should've seen the signs. Cryptos are going to zero, and Bitcoin (in my hypothesis) may hit $2. Laugh if you want, but when the beast wants blood, he gonna draw it come hell or high water. Crazy part? They're going to bounce to their 100x - 1000x prices after the dump. Take a risk and make a limit order or two at a couple bucks. What's there to lose?