What IBKR has in common with SPX? NOTHING

This is abstract delusional thinking so don't pay attention i have made it just for fun purposes:
1)Burn all the shorts till EoY no pullback
2)Get longs in the first 2 weeks of the New Year
3)Burn all the longs till March Opex
4)Attract more shorts + create room for markets to run till Elections (societal euphoria adding fuel to the current party to win, historical behavior in an election year is in favor of longs)
5)No crazy ATH some prophets are claiming like 5700 or 6000! just enough to create momentum and then zombie mode up and down for the rest of the decade burning longs and shorts index remains at the same levels and passive investing is destroyed (take into account inflation more than +50% at the end of the Decade)
6)My range for 2023-203sh.. 5200-3200
7)2024 winners : small caps and China
8)constant rotation no new money to participate in the markets yet... we have printed too much!!! markets IMHO need to correct mostly in terms of time
9)active management will be the big winner of the decade and brokers' commissions %
10)have fun nobody knows what the market will do but you can control your money and risk management