THETA breakout so obvious your MOM can see it - BUY N LARGE

Your mom may not be a skillful trader, but anyone can see this is a breakout of a symmetrical triangle/bull flag pennant. And, to put gravy on top of your THETA steak, look at those INDICATORS..... You also have a couple of the top analysts on TV (trading view), like genius of the sea, Plancton0618, also saying the same thing. What are you waiting for, permission from your girlfriend/boyfriend? GO LONG

Free joke

What do traders, who also happen to box, place their money on? The punch line.... (completely original, hilarious no?)