Elon Space Time Continuum Pattern

I recently opened a short position on Tesla based on the ABCD elon space time continuum I noticed recently while performing some divergence analyses. Basically, the idea is simple. Tesla will eventually become a hardcore meme stock. Reddit users will blast Tesla into space towards the moon, but while doing so Elon will force Tesla to exceed the maximum velocity of stock prices through space time, at which point time will reverse and hedge funds, such as melvin capital, will experience reversed gains through negative time. Melvin capital will strike back using light sabers, lawyers, and a dedicated army bloggers eroding the basis for Tesla. Time having been reversed, Melvin will begin disseminating fake news that dirty crude oil's combustion can now also be reversed creating a source of infinite energy. They will fuel their lies by melting Antarctica and Greenland's ice sheets and pumping out giant reserves if hidden crude oil of the dirtiest caliber. Once this occurs, Trump will gain international support and win the 2024 American election. The neo-trump administration policies will then annihilate Tesla's earnings, but Elon will use his savvy people skills to convince wall street that Tesla's still worth it even though its losing money at an exponential rate because green energy. Also, they like the stonk anyway.

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Oh yeah, also short tesla because its not worth more than all its competition combined, der.

gsrichar