BTC going up on or down

My analysia is pretty clear -
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BTC WILL EITHER GO up or down!

It can't do both at the same time!!

That's it.....


Okay okay,. There IS a slight chance RSI will turn upwards within the next year in bitcoins, but Ethereum looking pretty weak. The macD is down at 1 minute chart! Be carefull!!

Also keep an eye on Fibonacci - anyone seeing you use it, will make you look smart! If it's a woman, you can dumb Tinder!

Don't forget to use BOTH normal candles AND heikin ashi on two screen setup! It feels more secure.

Also, don't draw any lines on your chart. Imagine how good of a painter you could've become by now - if painting for real!!


Ps. Just wanted to give people a smile on their face in these boring and dark times. Sometimes we need it! Don't be scared I'll overflood this place 😀

May God be with you:
Fibonacci, rsi, MacD and stochastic! (remember to do the crosses sign while saying it, otherwise it won't work!)


With love,