TSLA - Pronoun Sh_t Mix

Welcome to the whacky world of Eron.

Q1 was the BEST quarter in its storied history.

Massive Uptake - Massive Fraud.

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Tent's R' Us.

A Tesla in Space, it identifies as a Flying Toaster.

Sues for FSD Capabilities... and wins.

Battery Day - Plaid Plus will have them. Oh wait, we
canceled that.

Cyber Truck delivery, extend, and pretend.

AI Day - make it up as you go. Tesla Bot still has no
butthole.

Robo Taxi Day - 20K Taxis making $30K/Year in 2020.

SEC Day - Let this clown tweet on Opex "Tesla Stock is overvalued"

WTF - the Puts blew up 1222% in minutes?

DOGE Father - An unlimited supply of pathological Lies.

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Record Quarter 90K? Whooops 2018 record deliveries provided $300M
more in revenues? Cash flow? uh, creepy... -$4.1Billion.

Accounting Fraud 101. Plain as day.

Who is running this sh_t show... it's freeballing in the cactus patch again.

Whois running the Calculator @ Tesla?

Vivian?

Wait... Space X now finds the Cowboy a threat, embarrassment and
absurdity who must resign immediately.

Twatter?

WTF... this on-again, off-again fraud of a CIA Front became useless to
expanding Intel Value on Consumers. Google and Apple can manage
far better data and make $.

Quik Fix? Democratize Twatter... as the marginalized need a voice...
unimpeded by Bots... The solution, Pay to Play to further marginalize
freedom of speech.

Wheel back around to Scam Con, Sex Pest, Meglamaniac, #AmberTurd
serial dater, Porpoise Flipper, and Pronoun challenged Dick Weed - the
Eron is scrambling off the rails... let's see where he takes his portfolio
of zeitgeist within the Cult O' Eron.

Augustus Ceasar was worth $4.3 Trillion... Eron is a mere Paper Pauper,
a Caligula for the 21st Century, a Marie Antionette of Merika.

Eff you Eron.