Stimulus Check or Girlfriend Ticket?

Looking strong tbh please observe the fully-vertical trend channel that has held strong for full chart history. UNI will never dump. Ignore those fibs the sample time is too small for those to work. Trendline is the essential component here. Sound investmest strategy in this trend scenario warrants high risk management. I'm recommending a small 110% allocation of investment funds here. I would expect that we break trend by next week, but we will be at $1 million + before then. Heard from Alpha that dev is dying next week after $1000 billion liquidity lock and meme trading contest w/rari reward will be delivered in Wrapped Rari. Only sign of weakness in this market is that Jebus and Arthur Hayes are in it. I'm not sure that money this easy can be shot down by such a large counter indicators. Then again, i've seen better markets taken down by simple interest from these 2. UNIUSD