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Buy High, Cry Later™ [v.1]
🟢 Buy Signal Logic:
RSI > 200? Buy.
MACD crossing in the opposite direction? Buy harder.
A green candle appeared? That’s bullish af.
Elon tweeted something? YOLO all-in.
Signal confirmed by 2 pigeons landing on your window.
🔴 Sell Signal Logic:
Price down 0.1%? Panic sell.
Your neighbor just bought in? Dump it.
Wife walks in? Liquidate everything and pretend you're doing taxes.
Trade hit breakeven? Close immediately, you're not greedy.
💬 Alerts Include:
“Moon incoming 🚀🚀 (probably...)”
“Dump detected – but it might reverse. Or not. Who knows.”
“Just close the chart and go outside, man.”
🛠️ Features:
Ultra-premium “Repaint Mode” – only shows correct signals after they worked.
Martingale-enhanced entries: “Double down or cry trying.”
AI-enhanced backtest: 100% win rate on cherry-picked data from 2003.
⚠️ Disclaimer:
This tool may cause excessive optimism, overtrading, or spontaneous weeping. Not responsible for margin calls or emotional damage.
RSI > 200? Buy.
MACD crossing in the opposite direction? Buy harder.
A green candle appeared? That’s bullish af.
Elon tweeted something? YOLO all-in.
Signal confirmed by 2 pigeons landing on your window.
🔴 Sell Signal Logic:
Price down 0.1%? Panic sell.
Your neighbor just bought in? Dump it.
Wife walks in? Liquidate everything and pretend you're doing taxes.
Trade hit breakeven? Close immediately, you're not greedy.
💬 Alerts Include:
“Moon incoming 🚀🚀 (probably...)”
“Dump detected – but it might reverse. Or not. Who knows.”
“Just close the chart and go outside, man.”
🛠️ Features:
Ultra-premium “Repaint Mode” – only shows correct signals after they worked.
Martingale-enhanced entries: “Double down or cry trying.”
AI-enhanced backtest: 100% win rate on cherry-picked data from 2003.
⚠️ Disclaimer:
This tool may cause excessive optimism, overtrading, or spontaneous weeping. Not responsible for margin calls or emotional damage.
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開源腳本
本著TradingView的真正精神，此腳本的創建者將其開源，以便交易者可以查看和驗證其功能。向作者致敬！雖然您可以免費使用它，但請記住，重新發佈程式碼必須遵守我們的網站規則。
免責聲明
這些資訊和出版物並不意味著也不構成TradingView提供或認可的金融、投資、交易或其他類型的意見或建議。請在使用條款閱讀更多資訊。