Amazon to the left of me....

And Dollar General to the right of me...

And here I am buying the bottom with you...

You gotta have faith a faith a faith...

Little Steelers Wheels / George Michael word play works well here...

This IS NOT A TEST!

Doors like this open every now and then...

You just have to walk through.

It's always the ones that say I wish I would have bought this or that way back when. If only there was a way to know.

There is.

Welcome to the world of ChARTing...

I have only spent 25k hours staring at one.

There is a 90% probability this ends up exactly the same.

Merry Christmas.

Don't say I never gave you anything.