$7 Billion in Bailout monies from US Taxpayers.
100K Model 3 Tesla's "reportedly ordered" - $4 Billion.
"Ordered" - subject to revisions.
The on-again / off-again 182,000 cars in its U.S. fleet
ON SALE NOW is reportedly going to assist in funding
Tesla Fleet rebuild.
Deliveries?
No Problem, scheduled out to 2026 or perhaps never.
HTZZ increased 68% for those HODLers who had the
inside Trade.
US Bankruptcy Court must approve...
Retraction ahead?
No Problem, the Court said we could buy 10,000 Model 3's.
Meanwhile, Elon's one-day Wealthy expansion on the news...
$51 Billion.
Hertz indicated it looked forward to building out its charging
network... why, no one bothered to ask.
The Greatest Show on Earth continues... for now.
Nancy declined to provide her Call Position in Tesla.
Elong believes it is the appropriate time to raise prices on
Vehicles and FSD by $5K.
Sorry Hertz, you pay MOAR - xoxo Schlubb